Nadia Santoni Madeddu is a teacher who teaches at the San Donato primary school in Sassari.
For years he has collected conversations with his pupils on the most disparate topics.
A sort of diary was born, here are some speeches divided by topic.
(previous episode HERE )
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In line (or almost), waiting for the longed-for sound of the final bell, a six-year-old bespectacled approaches me:
"Teacher, will you do me a favor please?"
"Tell me."
"Can I touch your titties?"
"But no, this is a favor I can't do you."
"And why?"
"Why not, you don't touch the teacher's titties".
"And whose titties are you touching then?"
"About your mum or your girlfriend when you grow up".
" Ihhhhhh already I have to wait, and you're bigger than mom!".
"But it's not true, your mom has big ones!".
"I tell you no mae'."
"Wait".
I look out the door, I ask the bystanders if the mother of the aforementioned bespectacled has already arrived, the father approaches me with a worried look.
"No, don't worry, we just wanted to see how big your wife's titties are because xxxxxx wants to touch mine."
Six-year-old father: "You don't have to afford it!".
"No, look, don't worry, we were just kidding."
The very serious six-year-old: "I really wasn't kidding!"
Sometimes I wonder if it's me who transforms them or they already arrive like this for some dark karmic sign. I would have some suspicions...
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The six-year-old sees me coming and stands in front of me in the corridor, gigantic eyes with little flesh around.
He looks me up and down and exclaims: "Teacher, you know that your body is very sexy but isn't your face?".
And I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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A bit of history: "How was Roman society divided?".
"Roman society was divided into three parts: slaves, patricians and playboys."